Auron had been standing at Seymour’s door for five minutes. He was about ready to smash the damn door down. He was somewhat impatient.
“Dammit Seymour! Open the door” he roared. Still no response.
He knew Seymour couldn’t be out as the moment he stepped out of that door he would be swamped by his mother, father and possibly a disgruntled Kinoc.
Kinoc had tried a few times to get revenge on Seymour. Unfortunately, he wasn’t the brightest pyrefly on the Farplane.
He had knocked on his door and then went to run off into a bush. Being Kinoc, he didn’t realise that there was no plant life on the Farplane.
Seymour quickly found him. Knowing this was the Farplane, he couldn’t just kill him, like last time. But he knew many other ways to torture people. Let’s just say it’s amazing what you can do when you know the lyrics to most of the Madonna songs.
Meanwhile, Auron was getting impatient. So impatient he had removed the door from its hinges. He looked around. Seymour wasn’t at his usual spot beside the TV watching reruns of Scrubs. This bothered him.
He looked around and finally found him. He was sitting at his computer. There was a mess of empty cups, once filled with red cordial.
“Uh… Seymour?” Auron asked, looking over his shoulder.
Seymour held up his hand. “Can’t talk, I’m just about to kiss Yuna,” he replied.
“But you’re right here!”
Seymour tapped the screen. Auron stared at him.
“You have a problem, Seymour,” he sighed.
Seymour shook his head. “Nuh-uh!” he replied.
Auron sighed. “I’m going to go talk to Yuna, okay?” he asked.
Seymour made a grunting noise.
“Don’t you want to come?”
He was answered by another grunt.
Auron sighed and walked off. “Fine, fine! I’ll just go talk to Yuna then, see you later Seymour,” he said, waving.
“Before you go, can you put my door back up?” he asked, not looking away from the screen.
“Uh… sure,” he said, glancing over at the door.
How did Seymour do that?
He arrived at the Farplane guest room a short time later. Yuna was there waiting for him.
“Um… Sir Auron?” she asked.
Auron nodded. “Yes?”
“I need to talk to you, it’s about Tidus and this whole fanfiction thing,” she said.
“Well… that’s what I needed to talk to you about,” he replied.
“Well, Tidus is sorta…”
“Seymour got himself…”
“Addicted to fanfiction,” they both sighed.
“We need to do something about this,” Auron sighed.
Yuna nodded in agreement. “Yes, we do. Tidus won’t even get off the computer to talk to me!” she said.
Auron nodded. “Seymour won’t even watch reruns of Scrubs!” he sighed.
They both stared at each other, thinking.
”Maybe I should talk to Seymour,” Yuna said.
Auron nodded. “Okay, maybe he’ll listen to you,”
“Uh… how do we get you into Seymour’s house?” Auron asked.